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first of all, who allowed me on the internet
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FUCKING. THIS.
THIIISSSS
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- me: this blog looks nice i think im gonna follo-
- description: vaShappeningg I L000VE Carrots and turtles and i HATE SPOons EW-
- me: abort mission
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Doctor Who; According to A Tumblr User
This is ridiculously accurate.
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A few years in the future.
- My child: Mum there's this girl at school. And she's amazing but I think she hates me!
- Me: Oh, no one could hate you. What's her name?
- My child: Lily.
- Me:
- My child:
- Me:
- My child:
- Me:
- My child:
- Me: James. Sit down. We have a wedding to plan.
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When a pen dies
- Me: There were times I didn't even think you were a pen.
- Me: But let me tell you this, you were the best writing utensil
- Me: The most pen... pen that I've ever known.
- Me: And no one will ever convince me that you ran out of ink, so there.
- Me: I was so alone, writing an essay, and I owe you so much.
- Me: But please there's just one more thing, one more thing
- Me: One more miracle, Pen, for me
- Me: Don't be... dead.
- Pen:
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